Tiger Woods är ett jävla skämt!

•The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

•Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.

•What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

•What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Scandinavian.

•What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

•Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

•What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Santa stopped at three ho's.

•Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress.

•What’s the differenece between Tiger Woods and Magic Johnson? HIV (For Now)

•What is Tiger Woods' handicap? White women.

•Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.


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